Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
FUCKIN’ A
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
EITHER WAY
IT’S JUST LIKE
i have the urge everyday to just stand up in the middle of dinner and scream ‘I READ GAY PORN OKAY THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY SECRETS OUT DINNER WAS DELICIOUS MAY I BE EXCUSED’
ALRIGHT SO I DID THIS AT MY FAMILY VACATION AND THEY ALL LOOKED ME IN THE EYES AND SAID IN UNISON (FUCKING UNISON),
“We know.”
AND THEN WENT BACK TO EATING THEIR TACOS.
And that children is what HELL IS LIKE
